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- My? No, Your Tantric Methods of Soul Scrying: lenny bellows


- Escape From Grand Canyon: Mescaline Illusion Drive: lou dallas


- Just Dial Jihad: lenny bellows


- Celebrity 2014: lou dallas


- Found While Rooting Garbage at Sonoma Speedway: lenny bellows


- Wax Italy Holding Spa: lou dallas


- the joy of olfactory: Brandon W. Mudd


- 3 Choices: lenny bellows


- Air Conditioned Bus Tours of Utah, Part 14: lou dallas


- Obelisk Gourmand: lou dallas


- Toggle the Belgian Armada: lou dallas


- Chasing Kangaroos: lou dallas


- The Merging of Libya and Hollywood: lenny bellows



Nov 6, 2011
My? No, Your Tantric Methods of Soul Scrying


I touch the haggling old woman on the center of her forehead. She splutters and looks around wildly. I laugh, and with an iron will, become visible to this ether-bound dimension. I start a practiced cadence by hopping from foot to foot in an old Welsh jig. I lower my fleshy hands. Swinging them from side to side like a dying ape, I hoot and hoot and hoot.
The old woman fixes her enraged almond eyes on my form. She snarls and I see steaming saliva on both sides of her mouth. Hungry hose sounds eminate from her swerving nostrils. Her silky white hair is mussed with evil insouciance. She bows her chin to her chest and moans.
Wow, the old woman has heart, I wonder. I stop dancing. I slowly back away so as to get a clearer look at the situation. Her entire body starts to shake. Melodic, academic words begin to escape her throat. "All the above... languages were... written in the script known as cuneiform, which
means 'wedge-shaped'". Her face is shifting with cheek bones pulsing. The pitch of the sounds rise in intensity and passion.
She smiles at me. Evidentyl, she has survived the changling evolution.
It is safe to approach her mental sphere.
"Kokopelli, yai!"




Nov 5, 2011
Escape From Grand Canyon: Mescaline Illusion Drive

Saguaro cacti throwing long jaw shadows, day winding down - cold coyote night ascends.

Even the lizards of Meyer Creek use a low gear getting down to dust and dust inside of dust.

Above the dust and chalk, boulders sculpted by wind and rain -
Speaking the language of accidental Mesozoic expression

Ocotillos blooming, desolation and sky
Lizards, no -  just ocotillos blooming -

now the flower has died

Unidentifiable white birds foraging in a green field of mystery; birds, plants, dirt.






Oct 19, 2011
Just Dial Jihad

Remembering Herman Cain baking Jesus cheesecakes in my college dorm kitchen. Winning smile. Lips.
- Layer of elastic fibers forming the elastica interna layer.23. Below this
layer are concentric waves of smooth muscle cells intermixed with elastic
fibers. Official website as a limited edition of only 1,000,000,000 copies, featuring exclusive packaging with imagery drawn by early twentieth century biologist, Ernst Haeckel. Elastic lamellae and smooth muscle cells are imbedded in a ground substance rich in proteoglycans. Proteoglycans coat the inner wall of feminine mucous treats. Fleeing orange and twisted spermatozoa glance briefly backward with cartoon faces frozen in fear.
Remembering Jesus Christ as a backwoods hillbilly nicknamed Jesu Jello - his molars flashing in intermittent indigo brilliance - the Star Children will see and approve of his modern insouciance.




Aug 4, 2011
Celebrity 2014

Clicking on on an insect - oh -
but it's real, really
crawling on your Antitech 12x17 tablet
as you ride the bullet from San Fran to Portland


on your way to speak at the Facebook consortium
with special guest Random Retarded Smurf


not even the insects need a blue clit
or new tablet; enough is enough: Camp wild
in the remote woods for a week and write poems
with fire and bark


SHUT UP




Jun 30, 2011
Found While Rooting Garbage at Sonoma Speedway

Storm soaked,
the famished sailor crawls the midnight beach. From the fertile waves of desolation, his thoughts mangled and brave, his hands claw the sand as he conscious-dreams that the grains themselves are trillions of soul-sparks trapped in this apathetic frequency. His throat harsh with the barbed salt of the Pacific, he gasps for human relief, "Arghhhhh."

The willful winds whip his head as he pushes forward toward the tide line. Where were the Angels who promised him his salvation? Two weeks previous on the forecastle of the Wild Onion, this very beach was designated as the locus, the holy meeting place...


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Jun 24, 2011
Wax Italy Holding Spa

mirage collage
to rusted cacti
informing Quail




Jun 19, 2011
the joy of olfactory

My prick smells of jasmine and Catholic shame. I'm dancing naked through the library, bathing in the harsh index card pleasures of the defunct card catalog. The Saxon nanny behind the desk is targeting my starfish with steely eyes.

I won't let them win.

fuckers

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Jun 17, 2011
3 Choices

Let us flood North Korea with sex toys and kittens.

\fighting

one's own tether

\to insanity

grasping briny line and Heaving

i fought the tired Lion at the Crossing

then rubbed his snickering snout fondly

licking the tip of his tongue and calling him

"man cub", loudly


or include beast mucus






Air Conditioned Bus Tours of Utah, Part 14

Salt on the cliff of an iris - the residue of finned reptiles
hard to study and harder to dry,
ballistics of gel and algae; astronomers facing
nebulae from the bottom of a pond laced
with skeet and lotus froth, making love
to themselves with CCD and decimal pig hands.


I freed the blacks today and now they can vote
or buy a grape soda.


Too hot for buzzards and lizards.
Buzzards and lizards...let us look into this suffix:

ZARDS

Zeitgeist
Anarchy
Reich
Dietrich
Simplicity




Jun 6, 2011
Obelisk Gourmand

Cheeks
rattlesnakes
cacti
cheeky limerick

ah, fuck it

you are J. B. Prewitt




May 29, 2011
Toggle the Belgian Armada

Cheyenne
...is friendly, bird-rich, windy, cold, and generally inhospitable at the wrong times.
Pueblo
...is cancer.
Las Vegas
...is a rare chunk of NM history, with roots folk and F America righteousness.
Santa Fe
...is a pretentious Marin of the Southwest, replete with women in gouge eyes out yoga pants.
Albuqerque....
shit pit vato.
I won't even bother with Boulder, Ft. Collins, Denver (homoerotic asphyxiation pool halls) -

So after 3 days bolting the line southbound,
winds busting eastbound from Rocky iced peaks in the 50 MPH,
the XM radio accents indica and scrambled messages from the back seat (4.5 x .8).

TV versions always suck. Clown giants feigning double window pane.

11:35 PM in the sickest suite in New Mexico metro. Drunk on Goose and Cran.
Stoned on fine ass Diego holdovers; still waiting on Chico to USPS.

Songs for Jeff:
1. ELO - Don't Bring me Down
2. Jethro Tull - Cross Eyed Mary
3. Led Zep - Houses
4. Deep Purple - Hush
5. Van Halen - Take Your Whiskey Home

And so many more, really, many....

RIP GIL SCOTT HERON.




Apr 14, 2011
Chasing Kangaroos

Little enjoyments before the blood
has reached all the limbs, a moment
of nutritious psychic feeding from none
other than Mercury, the Fawn Planet


Please cocaine, please cocaine


Radical Nubian fag wads
on the come for Alhambra
will never order the burger
well done, but they will however
never pass up a side of bacon and
mayonnaise piss


Please swallow kangaroos, please choke on dingo bats


Cops, Feds, Tribes, Agents -
what did you hear about living in poverty
while grabbing your big toes for daddy?


Fuck Eastern Time, Fuck Eastern Time (and fuck Easter)


Kundalini fakers
race for the green, surviving tsunamis
and seismic cataclysms
while endorsed by major rubber.


RUBBER!






Feb 28, 2011
The Merging of Libya and Hollywood




Charlie Sheen and Muommar Gadhafi are in negotiations to star in a new buddy Western epic called The Line of Death, LBI reporter Pipe Bomb Willy reports.